I'll start from my conclusion

Since this condition itself is incomprehensible

I don't know the means with which to cure it

That's understandable...

Well

As long as there's something causing it, I'm sure we'll be able to cure it

Let's look for a method to return you to normal through some means other than me

Plus, this form makes it easier to ruffle your fur...

I think it's quite nice and adorable