Adult Toy

What the hell are you girls doing...?

Please stop making those weird noises.

It's some lap-pillow ear-cleaning!

No mooore!

It's not some giant ear-pick?!

It's a tool to scratch an itch!?

W-What an indecent tool!!

So... if you had an itchy butt, then this would...

That's a "backscratcher". It's a tool for scratching itchy spots that you can't reach with your hands...

Like the middle of your back...

It's so biiiig!