So.

Why were you lying around in a place like this?

Well, um... I somehow got separated from Lady Celestial.

That must've brought the built-up misfortune rushing back...

Ah, I see...

Hey. Who is this seedy-looking bum, anyway?

Oh, right.

This is Yorigami Shion. She's a poverty goddess.

You've got some nerve. Who are you, and what's with that weird costume?