But...

But...

Apparently, this is the hundredth submission.

That's such a self-indulgent theme.

If it's published weekly, it makes you think, "Ah, two years at last! And I haven't built a single subplot."

If it's published monthly, it makes you think, "What, I'm still doing this? I thought it'd be finished already."

A hundred contributions sure are a lot. There's porn and everything.

Most of them are comics, but yes, there is some porn and stuff too.

I've been hit by the Master Spark, beaten to death, and all kinds of other stuff.

I've been hit by the Master Spark, beaten to death, and all kinds of other stuff.

No porn, though.

I've also taken jabs and taken jabs and done all sorts of things.

I've also taken jabs and taken jabs and done all sorts of things.

No porn, though.

Would you take off your clothes?

No, go to hell.