Starting a fire? Here, take these matches.

They won't light, comrade.

That can't be. These are quality goods made in a factory in Moscow, da?

Got a light, Comrade Tiny One?

Yeah, I've got a Zippo. Actually says, "Chakaman", a Japanese brand of rechargeable lighter.

Hard to light, aren't they.

How weird.... We can't light a fire with these...