「スパショ？なにそれ！？バンカラ街のファッションってどうなってるの？？？破くのが流行り？え、違う？？」

イカちゃんもタコちゃんも
今日の発表は気になった事でしょう！
僕も気になって昼寝もできません！

"Spasho"? What's that? What's going on with fashion in Bunkara Town? Is it trendy to tear it up? What, no?

Squid and Octopus...
I'm sure you're all curious about today's announcement!
I'm so curious, I can't even take a nap!