Please translate this next sentence into English.

"When I drank that elixir I was a virgin, so from now on I will forever be a virgin."

Uuuuuh... italics is in English

That elixir...

I am when I was a virgiiin...

...Gulp! How'zat?

Eternal virgin!!

...no?

Eternal Absolute inexperience?

...Forever

R-royal...

Ah!!

Royal Absolute Fantastic Eternal not yet open Forev-