... well, it's not quite the same as everyone else's, but...

So, whacha make me?

Uuuuh...

Whoops, I think I forgot to bring it.

Howzat? This 'ere smells of choc and all.

Bugger me, what happened here?

Melted like morality in politics, this did.

... No, really...

It's just something I threw together from leftovers...