No, no

Just where did you hear this bad joke?

The neighboorhood aunties all gossiped about it!

I didn't want to believe it either, but...

When I went over to ask them, they all scattered away, just like little baby spiders when they hatch from an egg!

Really...

I find that very hard to believe

Did you find out what she stole, supposedly?

Shirataki

Shirataki? Jelly noodles My goodness, that does sound like Lunasa

But there must be some kind of mistake, right?