※Final Confirmation※ Can you fight the perversion of canon?

※Final Confirmation※ Can you fight the perversion of canon?

Go home and be a family man... Variation of Guile's win quote in Street Fighter II

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Subliminal missionary comic

"The Story of Sanae-san and Miracles"

Drawn by Hitori

Sanae, you're promoted to a player character!

Congratulations!

Whoa

Wha...what's with it now?

Didn't we celebrate many times right after the announcement already?

What are you saying? There is never enough celebrations for such a big event like this!!

So that's why we'll be having red bean rice today!

For Sanae

Just kidding! ♪

Tada!! It's a cake specially made by Kanako!!

Eh!?

Eh!?

A cake!?

A cake!?

You hadn't had one ever since we moved here, right?

Uh-huh.

We thought we should celebrate with Sanae's favourite sweets(lol)!

So that's how it happened. But maybe it was a bit difficult for an old woman like me.

Don't look forward to it too much.

It's handmade by a newbie, so don't be too hard on her.

You two did all this for my sake... Thank you very much! Sanae is really happy...!

For Sanae

Congratulations

This isn't a cake...

Hey, Sanae! You can at least try a little bit!

I...

I see... Sorry...

That's right... Such a dirty thing can't be a cake.

Ka, Kanako!

I'm sorry... I really wanted to celebrate properly, but...

There's no way

for you to be happy

getting something like thiiis!

getting something like thiiis!

Ah, I didn't mean it that way...

Hey Sanae!! Aren't you being too hard on her!?

Maybe it's true that the cake is really disgusting to the eye!

Second form

But you know!? Kanako worked hard on this cake for your sake, Sanae!!

It's a cake brimming with love, you know!?

I'm Oven, o'.

Sorry about this

Congratulations

Leave it to me.

Baking is not an easy thing... She never made any western pastries before.

Opoo...Oven exploded again and again, so we got the kappa to fix it. She was about to say Opoona

Again and again...

We're counting on you.

Yes ma'am...

Yes ma'am...

Again and again...

Work faster.

Again and again...

Is it fixed yet?

And so, during the 30,000th repair...!

Oven

Hey sis, why're you sleeping, o'?

It's okay if you just leave Oven here like this, o'...

So I want somebody to repair sis, o'...

Her relatives suspected she died of exhaustion, of course.

Ehh--!?

That was only the beginning, ribbit.

Those damned kappa... They make such a big fuss over one dead technician...!

Kappa killers, disappear from Gensokyo!!

Kappa killers, disappear from Gensokyo!!

We're not tools of the shrine!!

Kanako's mental health's been slipping, and Oven's still broken...

Youkai killers!!

Tsk!

It was dangerous for both the cake and Kanako if it dragged on.

With that in my mind, I ran around begging for help

With that in my mind, I ran around begging for help

from the tengu at the news center...

from the tengu at the news center...

Write articles that make you people look good?

Write articles that make you people look good?

Even we have heard the gossip about Yamada-san's useless wife...

Hey Yamada-san... If you accept these, everyone will be much happier...

Hey Yamada-san... If you accept these, everyone will be much happier...

Next year, little Momiji-chan is gonna start attending elementary... Say...that's gonna be hard on you...

Justice? Truth?

Justice? Truth?

I could clearly hear the scales tipping in their hearts when I showed them the money.

I hear news reporters don't get much in wages?

I hear news reporters don't get much in wages?

from the Enma in court...

Truth is God to us journalists!

Truth is God to us journalists!

How about this?

Heheh...

Heheh...

The trial will be just. That is all.

Winner

Winner

If I had stopped you, you'd still be...!

Nitori...!

Nitori...!

I'll be going then, dad!

Take care.

Take care.

Dammit...

Why...

Why...

Why didn't I notice?

Since the bribe was successful, the result of the trial was determined from the beginning....

Since the bribe was successful, the result of the trial was determined from the beginning....

Not guilty

I'm sorry, Nitori...

I'm sorry, Nitori...

I'm sorry, Nitori...

Yamada

The looks on those hypocrites' faces when their consciences were defeated....They were truly masterpieces, ribbit!!

The looks on those hypocrites' faces when their consciences were defeated....They were truly masterpieces, ribbit!!

She slacks off from work, she slacks off from chores, and she spends all your money recklessly...

Did you marry her for her boobs?

Did you marry her for her boobs?

In the end, those things are lighter than feathers!! The weight of money easily slams those things into the ground!

Now I realize the power of the wild! Variation of Blanka's win quote in Street Fighter II

Now I realize the power of the wild! Variation of Blanka's win quote in Street Fighter II

Dad...couldn't win...

Nitori's father, Kawashiro Nitoro (550 years old)

Nitori's father, Kawashiro Nitoro (550 years old)

Nitori...you're working too much recently. Don't overdo it...

It's all right! I have to work for my mother's sake as well!

It's all right! I have to work for my mother's sake as well!

Don't worry about me. Daddy should only think about getting back in shape!

Having lost my dearest daughter, I lived my days with depressed sighs.

I remembered the day when my wife left me behind.

Ah, she really gave birth to a strong child for me--

Having walked several hundred years together with my wife, her sudden departure was a huge loss....It was as if my heart was carved away and all that remained there was hollowness.

But as a father I cannot let my sadness get the better of me. I searched for words to say to my daughter as she faced the tombstone, her back towards me.

But as a father I cannot let my sadness get the better of me. I searched for words to say to my daughter as she faced the tombstone, her back towards me.

And on that instant, my daughter suddenly turned around--

Cheer up, Daddy!

Cheer up, Daddy!

Because I'm still here for you!

I couldn't hold back my tears.

I couldn't hold back my tears.

I couldn't hold back my tears.

However------- that wonderful child is no longer here.

However------- that wonderful child is no longer here.

However------- that wonderful child is no longer here.

The shrine stole everything from me. I had nothing left.

The shrine stole everything from me. I had nothing left.

The shrine stole everything from me. I had nothing left.

Hey Dad, I made some human allies!

Hey Dad, I made some human allies!

Now this house is too big for me.

Said my daughter, her ears red from blushing.

Maybe some day, we can return to the days where our family has three people. That day may be near. That was what I thought. That was what I believed.

Maybe some day, we can return to the days where our family has three people. That day may be near. That was what I thought. That was what I believed.

I eat cucumbers alone, but they have become bland as my loneliness came bursting at the seams.

Before I knew it, I had hung a rope down from the beams.

Before I knew it, I had hung a rope down from the beams.

I'll go to the place where my wife and daughter are waiting...and we'll be happy....That was all I had in my mind.

But...on the moment that I chose death--

But...on the moment that I chose death--

But...on the moment that I chose death--

something stopped me.

something stopped me.

I heard that this doujinshi was starting to be sold in shops! Oh yeah that's right, I have to buy this. I immediately ran to the doujin shop.

And when I finished reading them all------ a true miracle happened.

And when I finished reading them all------ a true miracle happened.

If only I can read this with my daughter...

I'm back.

Eh...?

I'm back,

I'm back,

Daddy!

Monster Cucumber

Monster Cucumber

Daddy!!

Daddy!!

Daddy!!

It's me, it's me!!

It's me, it's me!!

It's me, it's me!!

Nitori...!?

Nitori...!?

Somehow my daughter came back to life!

Yeah yeah, Nitori Nitori lol

Yeah yeah, Nitori Nitori lol

To someone who had lost everything and was about to end everything, Hitori's doujinshi reignited the hope in me.

Daddy, where's my underwear?

Daddy, where's my underwear?

In the drawers over there...

Hitori and Nitori...even their names are similar. This is definitely not a coincidence. This is a complete miracle, there is no mistake.

Hitori and Nitori...even their names are similar. This is definitely not a coincidence. This is a complete miracle, there is no mistake.

I believe in miracles.

Special guest: Pretty Tewi

Special guest: Pretty Tewi

Yes...that's a miracle.

The champion who has shown us that elegant uppercut, Blanka (right) and the utterly defeated challenger Kirisame☆Thanks for the danmaku☆Marisa (left). Marisa was fighting as the new Indian representative after defeating Dhalsim.

It was a small glimmer of a miracle given by a small book,

but this was only a small cue.

Daddy, where's the passbook?

Miracles aren't things given by God...

Sukima Bank

It is the warmth of human hands that makes miracles happen.

Here...

Ahh...Nitori...!

Ahh...Nitori...!

The truly grand miracle, that is--

the path in life you shall take from now on...

the path in life you shall take from now on...

Hyahhaa!! Dumb old fool!

Big sistah Tewi!! Let's get out of here and sell these cucumber-scented panties for cash!

Big sistah Tewi!! Let's get out of here and sell these cucumber-scented panties for cash!

Smile...

We have received these kinds of miracle testimonials too!!

We have received these kinds of miracle testimonials too!!

Ah, Princess, usa.

Abeshii!! The dying scream of a grunt in Fist of the North Star

Abeshii!! The dying scream of a grunt in Fist of the North Star

Miracles experienced by our users

※These are personal thoughts of the users. We cannot guarantee the effects of the actual product.

※These are personal thoughts of the users. We cannot guarantee the effects of the actual product.

How about it, Tewi? Don't you think these doujinshi are very cool?

★While I was reading this book, my servant's chest got bigger (500-year-old charisma loli)

★While I was reading this book, my servant's chest got bigger (500-year-old charisma loli)

★When this book was being made, it was announced that I got promoted to a player character. (High school girl, Miss S.)

★This is the only book I don't worry about getting stolen (Miss Shut-in Bookworm)

★This is the only book I don't worry about getting stolen (Miss Shut-in Bookworm)

★when I didn't buy this book, they called me smart (Me*) *Atai

★I actually earned money when I bought this book. (Mr. H, Author)

★I actually earned money when I bought this book. (Mr. H, Author)

★My friend was bugging me about wanting to see this book, so I bashfully showed it to him. Then he said "Sorry I didn't think it's this kinda book...". What's with that...what's the hell's with that... (Mr. H., Author)

I'd burn all these doujinshi, Princess!

I'd burn all these doujinshi, Princess!

Wouldn't these take away my job as the White Rabbit of Good Fortune?

All in all, circle "VOK41"'s doujinshi is being sold at these bookstores to critical acclaim! ♥

All in all, circle "VOK41"'s doujinshi is being sold at these bookstores to critical acclaim! ♥

Melonbooks

White Canvas

White Canvas

Tora no Ana "Tiger's hole"

Here it is---!! One of the Princess's 48 flirting skills, the "Galactic☆Nest of Seduction"!!

Here it is---!! One of the Princess's 48 flirting skills, the "Galactic☆Nest of Seduction"!!

The male readers' right hands are really busy now---!!

Buy it! ♥

Buy it! ♥

And the coup de grâce! That rolling back of the eyes!!

Tissues are gonna sell like hotcakes tonight, Princess--!!

Tissues are gonna sell like hotcakes tonight, Princess--!!

Tissues are gonna sell like hotcakes tonight, Princess--!!

What's after this? Are there still pages left?

Fooling guys sure is hard work.

Fooling guys sure is hard work.

That's right, ribbit. If being an enemy character is like being a tree frog,

Then becoming a player character is like the tree frog growing up to be a dark-spotted frog, ribbit!! Suwako says "ama" as short for "tree frog"; "ama" can also be short for "amateur". The kanji for dark-spotted frog is 殿様蛙: the first two characters translate as "feudal lord". So, it's like Sanae went from being an amateur to being a lord.

Then becoming a player character is like the tree frog growing up to be a dark-spotted frog, ribbit!! Suwako says "ama" as short for "tree frog"; "ama" can also be short for "amateur". The kanji for dark-spotted frog is 殿様蛙: the first two characters translate as "feudal lord". So, it's like Sanae went from being an amateur to being a lord.

That was only a froglet?

※All species are equal

※All species are equal

Okay, that's enough. Princess.

Phew.

Phew.

Put some clothes on already! If the readers see you naked when you're not aware, their dreams will get shattered, usa!

Okay!

Hurry up and enjoy!

Hurry up and enjoy!

The main character has something to say in conclusion, usa!

Moe☆

Lord Cake's final form

Lord Cake's final form

It's all yours, Lord Cake!!

It's all yours, Lord Cake!!

★Extra★

Ho ho ho... I'm counting on you for the collaboration and the CD as well.

Ho ho ho... I'm counting on you for the collaboration and the CD as well.

Stay still!

Ho ho ho, it's finally my turn.

Ho ho ho, it's finally my turn.

Intelligent earthlings should already get the theme of this manga by now.

What I want to say is, cake and doujinshi are the same thing...

What I want to say is, cake and doujinshi are the same thing...

They are all comprised of makers, users, and the work itself.

To all the makers, bear in mind that victory or defeat rests in your work.

To all the makers, bear in mind that victory or defeat rests in your work.

Makers can claim how they have worked hard on something, but the users only see the end result... You can't expect them to say nice things about the process.

And only those who continue to work hard to overcome adversities can become strong. So keep fighting the good fight.

And only those who continue to work hard to overcome adversities can become strong. So keep fighting the good fight.

And to users, too, bear this in mind... It's true that harsh words may represent a more authentic review than lukewarm kindness...

...but strong-toned words are difficult to control.

...but strong-toned words are difficult to control.

If the target shifts from criticism of the work to personal attacks, then it only becomes incivility....That's something to be careful of.

However, when you do like something do go overboard with the praise... As long as it's a praise, the makers would do everything to come and find it...huhuhu...

However, when you do like something do go overboard with the praise... As long as it's a praise, the makers would do everything to come and find it...huhuhu...

Have you ever wondered whether makers or users are greater?

"I made this for you"... "I viewed this for you"... Have you ever been entangled by these unnecessary thoughts?

"I made this for you"... "I viewed this for you"... Have you ever been entangled by these unnecessary thoughts?

Kuku... Throw away that ridiculous pride.

There are no great creatures in this universe. Humans, slugs, vegetables, they all live life.

There are no great creatures in this universe. Humans, slugs, vegetables, they all live life.

By having people who make and people who view come together, a work is established.

Understand...? Everything is the same, whether it be a failure of a cake...or a lovable villain.

Understand...? Everything is the same, whether it be a failure of a cake...or a lovable villain.

Understand...? Everything is the same, whether it be a failure of a cake...or a lovable villain.

Users and makers...if they both respect each other, the work that comes out of it must feel good to everyone.

Users and makers...if they both respect each other, the work that comes out of it must feel good to everyone.

Users and makers...if they both respect each other, the work that comes out of it must feel good to everyone.

I want Pixiv to be that kind of wonderful place for creation...that is my wish.

I want Pixiv to be that kind of wonderful place for creation...that is my wish.

I want Pixiv to be that kind of wonderful place for creation...that is my wish.

Lord Cake...

Lord Cake...

You're a good man...

Zarbon-san...Dodoria-san... Is it all right if I say one last thing?

Zarbon-san...Dodoria-san... Is it all right if I say one last thing?

Nah, Princess is Dodoria, use common sense...

Am I Zarbon?

Huhu...That was a joke. Ms. Tewi... Ms. Teruyo...

Huhu...That was a joke. Ms. Tewi... Ms. Teruyo...

You have called me a cake though I look inexplicably, entirely Fri●za, and for that I thank you...

Lord Cake, you realized...!?

I was truly...

I was truly...

happy...

Lord Cake...?

Lord Cake!? Hang in there!

Lord Cake!? Hang in there!

Princess... The expiration date, usa...

Princess... The expiration date, usa...

Princess... The expiration date, usa...

How can this be...

How can this be...

How can this be...

Lord Cake....

Lord Cake....

Lord Cake....

Lord Cake...I think.... you're not a failure.

You have fulfilled your role as a dessert.

You have fulfilled your role as a dessert.

Don't you see...

Don't you see...

Congratulations

You've made such a splendid conclusion...

You've made such a splendid conclusion...

Lord Cake was deliciously consumed by the staff afterwards. Japanese television shows this kind of message to avoid being accused of wasting food.

The End

The End

Thank you for reading!

So I bought this pure love 4koma called "Touhou Warufuzake"

With this I have taken back the joy of life...no, more like pleasure of sex that I have long forgotten.

With this I have taken back the joy of life...no, more like pleasure of sex that I have long forgotten.

This doujinshi introduced me to ways to use elegant extract to cook rice, to grind rice with elegant boobs, and such. They're charismatic recipes that I can try from now on.

The next one I read was the book called "Fantasy and Gentlemen's Socializing Spot." I wasn't expecting much from such a thin book.

The next one I read was the book called "Fantasy and Gentlemen's Socializing Spot." I wasn't expecting much from such a thin book.

The next one I read was the book called "Fantasy and Gentlemen's Socializing Spot." I wasn't expecting much from such a thin book.

But this doujinshi was so eager to advertise itself since its presence was less felt than those what's-her-name sisters original characters.

But this doujinshi was so eager to advertise itself since its presence was less felt than those what's-her-name sisters original characters.

They taught me two things, one is that even if you've become drenched in mud, there is beauty in living life as it is. The other is "there are people worse than you", a comfortable feeling.

Dad

Dad

Dad

I'm tired~~.

I love you