Today, I'm going to introduce this medicine!

This extraordinary item quickly cures everything from headaches and fevers to bruises, cuts, and even broken bones!♪

Oh, come on. Don't matter how you slice it, that's just way too deceptive advertisin', ain't it?

Even if that's from your place, ain't no way that one drug's gonna work on all that, right?

No, no, it really works, I tell you!

Liar. I bet it's all quackery, right?

I was, in fact, in that exact critical condition this morning!!

You know you're gonna die at some point?