Hello, my Japanese audience. I'm Kobat Ninomland.

And I want you to check out my new movie.

'Ey, that ain't what's on the script!

You're supposed to say "Hey, you yellow monkeys! Here's a new foreign movie! Watch it and be grateful!"

Don't be ridiculous! I'm not saying that!

You call yourself a Hollywood star and can't even say that much!?

You know this guy?

Never heard of 'im! (lol)

Pfft!