"Standard"

How the heck are you looking at the kune-kune and not going insane...?

Are you just insane to begin with?

I surely ain't!

What I am is completely normal!

To begin with, what standard do you use when you say "insane"? Is it the same as human's?

Or is it a youkai's?

When it comes to things that seem insane from a human's perspective,

from a youkai's perspective, a lot of them seem totally ordinary!

On the other hand, there's also some human stuff that comes off as bonkers to youkai.

So how do you account for that?

Hmmmm... well now you got me thinking all screwy.

It's like I had an idea but now I've totally lost it.

Ooh, good one!

Incidentally, I think I'm gonna take one of these guys home.

No, don't. They're quite dangerous.