Then let's say tomorrow and the day after and every day is always your birthday.

That way you can't forget, right?

In that case I'd age 365 years a year.

Oh, but on the other hand I'll get cake and presents every day!

Aww, Flan, you shouldn't have!

I'm not giving you anything, though?

For starters, I think heaven and earth and humanity would be suitable presents for me.

You saying you want to take over the world?