Birthday

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Happy birthday, Flan!

...Um, today isn't my birthday?

Aw, I guessed wrong? I thought my odds were pretty good.

Spoken like a high stakes gambling addict.

Okay, then what's your real birthday?

I'm not telling.

How about yours?

I forgot.

Then by your logic I guess it's today.

Happy birthday.

What day even is it today? I don't remember.