You used to be a soldier, right? You must have some concept of time.

That was almost a thousand years ago.

Your tea.

Thank you.

Back then, there was no TV or internet, so even civilians went to bed early and got up early.

Today, there are so many late-night shows that it's impossible to go to bed early.

Generational Gap

It's because you watch TV all night, that you end up running late !

Your resume said you had a stint as a security guard for several years

I was... guarding my house...

A HOME SECURITY GUARD!