Should we eat tonkatsu so we win against Kuromorimine? Tonkatsu is often eaten before a competition, as "katsu" is a homophone for "win/victory".

Eh!? Konkatsu!? Literally "marriage activities", as in hunting for a marriage partner.

What about konnyaku, for a flexible response?

Eh!? Konyaku!? Engagement

Carrots are cheap. Ninjin = carrot

Eh!? Pregnancy!? Ninshin

Go to a hospital already.

I'll just run down to the maternity and gynecology ward!!