Sorry, no cake for you.

*om*

*peel*

If you want a treat, let's see you do a trick. Then we'll talk.

*clatter*

*toss*

Oh, it's got film on top too.

Right.

I've been craving this sugary top layer sooo much.

What? It's not good for you.

Oh! Actually...

He is really good at writ--