Shitty Admiral,

I found this videotape with "Ringu" written on it when I was cleaning the warehouse.

That takes me back. It's an old horror movie. If you're bored, why don't we watch it together?

Okay, I'm going to press play.

NO!

MM!

AH!

HA!

AH!

NO!

MM!

Playing a porno video that was recorded over the previous video.

What the hell are you showing me!

Hwrrgh!!?