Commander, it's hot so how about some shaved ice?

Oh, how thougthful of you.

Here you go, that'll be 1000 yen.

So you're selling it... Wait isn't that too expensive?

No no, this is shaved ice made from valuable water. This is actually pretty cheap.

Was it made from spring water taken from Mt. Fuji or something?

No, this is shaved ice made from the leftover bath water of destroyers.

I'll pay you double if you can get it for me every day.

They were quickly found out by the MPs.