I need the pad to be nice and firm... Firm enough to use on the floor or hold up.

Kind of like this...

*shaggy*

And preferably a pen that's smooth all the way around.

The ones with rubber tend to get covered in fur.

I see, I see.

The floor...?

Fur...?!

Feels weird My fur!

You know, we do sell chairs and desks here, too.

And I know some great hair removal places.

Uh, that's fine. Just the pen and paper, please.

*sniff* *sniff*

Oh!

O-Okay, coming right up!

*fluff*

*wriggle*