We're gonna be demonetized!

Nothing like sex appeal to increase viewer count.

Don't worry, no one cares about that stuff.

More importantly, here.

The FGO 5th Anniversary!

I, the protagonist, have hijacked Anne & Mary's pirate broadcast!

So, FGO-kun has survived another year after all. How resilient.

Weren't you on the moon as it was about to collide with Earth?

Yes... My safety aside, I'm sorry to have endangered your beloved Mash, Director. I was really careless... I apologize.

But no matter how desperate the situation got, I never gave up. And now I'm here in time to celebrate the 5th anniversary!

That's wonderful. But you should probably explain exactly what happened...