Shoukaku-nee is my goddess.

Mmm! I just can't get enough of the cold stuff on hot days!

You certainly can't.

But sometimes she says things that I just don't get.

You'd have to lift me with a crane if I ate as much as I wanted to!

Cranes? Why, that's just like us! Originally, Zuikaku said that it's tsurutsuru 'slippery, slurpy' and delicious. Shoukaku takes this and uses the kanji for 'crane (the bird)' for a different tsurutsuru.