History of Japan

Hey asshole, Shoutoku Taishi was a woman!

Who, by the way, was married to Tojiko no Iratsume because I'M A DIE HARD LESBIAN!

Wait a minute...

There's no mention of the partnership system that was created more than 1400 years before Shibuya even existed at all! WHAT THE FUCK!!

And that's why I told you "Don't look yourself up in the history books" so much...