I know you go through new girlfriends pretty frequently, but...

Is your current girlfriend like one of those girls?

Actually, I stopped doing that.

I realized doing that would be cruel to all those girls...

Huh...

You know, I'm kinda curious as to why all your ex-girlfriends dumped you.

Well... there's a lot of reasons, but...

I think the most common reason was because they felt like they weren't being loved.

Maybe I'm asking too many questions about his love life...

I should change the subject...