It's...

...a monster!

Yeah, I was surprised at first, too.

Is it a youkai?

He's just talented.

You know, like those dogs that can ride little bicycles?

*nod*

I...see...

It's all good, then! Sorry about that, poochie!

I'll go get us some tea.

I kinda remember something like that on TV. Was it a dog show or something? Anyway, this little guy is really cute and all, so...

Whee!

So cute!

I was just surprised is all. You've got skills, little guy! You could be on TV! You could do commercials! Ooh, but I wanna keep you all to myself, too...