How about you just tell me the truth?

"Destroyers are so cute and I want to be friends with them."

Everyone is already well aware that you like cute things, Nagato-san.

I mean...

What? Really?!

A-Anyway...

As it stands, there's no opportunities for me to become closer with them.

Enough to bring you to tears?!

Why don't we do a "feigned illness" operation, then?

F-Feigned illness?

I already think that the destroyers might loathe me...

That they... loathe... me...

W-Well then...