I might be getting fat...

Huh? Did you eat too much?

My younger sister has gotten into making sweets, and I taste test.

She's an idiot so it's no use.

She thinks that sweets should be as sweet as possible.

I'm certain she messed up somewhere.

But you're not that fat.

Ow! What would you do if that made me stupid?

You didn't have to hit me!?

You didn't have to flip up my skirt?