It'll be Breasts Day real soon? You're sexually harassing again? Or maybe you're taking a shot at me because my breasts aren't as big as Ushio's? 乳の日 (Breasts Day) and 父の日 (Fathers' Day) can both be read as "Chichi no Hi".

Fathers' Day...Hmm....I'll make you some food that you like. What? There's no need to hold back. I'll fill up your stomach.

I'll give this to you. Use this and let's make you into a real papa. Huh? You won't become a father if you use a condom. This has a hole in it...Whoops!

I'll give you this. I drew a whole bunch of pictures that you like. They are all just scribbles though... They're uncensored. (Whisper

A girl like Akigumo is the best...