Hey, did you hear?

There's a rumor saying that today's gathering might be cancelled.

The gathering being cancelled? Buddy, I know more about where the universe ends than I know about that.

Somehow there's been a bunch of crazy information flying around since this morning...

It's confusing, I mean...

Things like "a huge amount of narcotics was found at HQ" or "all the members of the steering committee were found dead" or...

"Boss has run away" or "Boss was kidnapped"... Stuff like that...

No way! That ain't possible! It's all fake news!

...right!? It's all baloney!

...also drive with your eyes on the road, dude.