おれは漬物石をやめるぞー！…と思ったらいつのまにか漬物石にされていた
な…何を言っているのかわからねーと思うが

"I quiting of becoming a weight stone!"... is what you would have thought but all of a sudden you are now a weight stone again..."I have no idea what I'm talking about" is what you are thinking now.