Owww... My old ass wound...

Your hemorrhoids?

No, you see, a long time ago, my ass (cheeks) got stabbed when I was saving someone being attacked by a pervert...

Your ass (hole) got stabbed!?

Yes, and after that, we wrestled.

Wrestled... (that meaning)

But in the end, I pinned him down and kept at it until he passed out.

Pinned him down until he passed out... How rough!

...Can I ask Akigumo-san to make a manga out of this?

Eh, but it's embarrassing.

I'm sure when they read the manga, everyone will look at you in a different way!

Several days later, many of the ship girls did start looking at the admiral in a different way...