After winning the election and taking office, Bunyan started using social media.

She's been growing larger by the day.

White House

Um... Could you please ask Bunyan-san to tone her size down?

She's been blocking out the sun and I can't get my clothes to dry.

Sorry, but the right to sunlight isn't a universal right, so you'll just have to bear with it.

Think of it as a natural phenomenon.

Please just let me talk to her anyways.

You'll have to buy her new single if you want an audience with the President.

Each handshake voucher allows you 1 second of contact.

Enough, I'll just complain to her directly on social media.

To begin with, isn't the ballooning of her ego and subsequent body growth all because she started using this in the first pla-

AHHH!

I got instantly blocked!

President Bunyan

You have been blocked by President Bunyan.