This week alone there have been 6 people who have fallen victim to a panties thief.

The victims are Atago-san, Haguro-san, Yamato-san, Iku-san, 'Bari-san and Natori-san.

Grrr... I won't forgive that damn panties thief!

...Shitty Admiral, aren't you the one? Who's stealing their panties?

...Think about it logically. Panties are just pieces of cloth, right? What use would it be for me to steal them?

Though, if it were destroyer panties, I'd want them too, so it's not as if I don't get where the thief is coming from.

And isn't the fact that none of the victims are destroyers actually prove that it isn't me?

It's pissing me off that he's saying something outrageous and actually using it as proof.