I wonder what Tsuchinoko tastes like.

Unparalleled Dirt-lover Axis Deer

Excuse me, would you mind if I licked you?

Huh? Lick me? Is she picking a fight? "Licking" someone is slang for condescending to them, mocking them.

If someone takes the piss out of me I'm not gonna just take that...

You're on.

Come at me with anything you've got...