What should we do for the slogan?How about "I want to be the torch that lights your tomorrow"?Jeanne for PresidentYou're getting too carried away!Fufufu
You political amateursIf you desire, I can be your election consultant and assure your victoryA presidential election is basically just a popularity contestThere are ways more efficient than just giving a candidate's good points, yes?Yes, a negative campaignTo drop Bunyan's approval rating sharply, you circulate insultsLike how she has no redeeming points aside from a short NP animation or suchLike how only her voice is cute orLike how her visual design causes unease when she lines up with other characters orOr like how she's just a 1-star so even if you raise her to level 100 she's only about the power of a 4-star with a little bit grownWhat a vulgar thing to say!Bunyan still hasn't grown any hair there yet!You made Her Majesty cry!DIEWho?
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