I tried thinking about this calmly, and

isn't it strange for someone like you, Senpai, to not have a boyfriend?

Don't tell me that your friends... are all harem members!?

There's a lot fewer of them than the members of your reverse harem though.

Senpai, I beg you! I'm fine with number 2! I'm fine with being just number 2 as long as you let me be by your side!