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Brain-Dead Girl Regains Consciousness, Safely Discharged

No signs of life at town renewal event for highest missing-persons-rate town in Japan

Convenience Store Barricade Stand-Off

Dispatch a Research Team Outside of Town

Charge in and Shoot Him to Death

Giant fetuses on the beach? Beachgoing season postponed...

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We interrupt this program for a change in schedule. It's time for tonight's news.

Miss ■■■, who was rendered brain-dead in an accident, was safely released from the hospital today. Total recovery of Miss ■■■'s brain was difficult in her state, but she regained consciousness following a full brain transplant surgery.

Bouquets of flowers have been sent by people celebrating her release, starting with a meeting of her supporters at the discharge ceremony.

The brain used for the transplant was provided by an anonymous donor.

For the first time this year, the number of missing persons in the ■■■ Town part of ■■■ City has exceeded the town's population.

An event for "Town with the Highest Rate of Missing Persons" was being held there, but no movement can be seen there in footage taken from overhead, and at present, we are still unable to contact town hall.

The mayor has issued an advisory not to approach the town.

Eight hours have passed since the outbreak of a barricade stand-off in the ■■■ borough. The male culprit has not responded to the persistent persuasion of the police...

instead repeating the cryptic statement, "This world is artificial. There was nothing outside the town."

A poll is being taken of the citizens over whether the police should charge in and shoot the man to death, or whether to dispatch a research team outside of the town. You can vote in the poll using the d button on your remote control.

Several large creatures resembling giant fetuses have washed ashore on ■■■ Beach in ■■■ Prefecture. The planned opening of beachgoing season has been canceled.

Investigations are being carried out by prefectural health bureau personnel in protective clothing, and it has been confirmed that several of the creatures are alive...

but there have been a succession of requests for their immediate removal from citizens who were looking forward to the opening of the beaches.

This concludes tonight's news.

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You are wanted nationwide for the crime of mass murder.... The death penalty is unavoidable if you are arrested, but...we believe you are innocent. With proper rep-...proving your innocence and restoring your reputation.... Now, go from the nearest elevator to...

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アライさんマンション■夜のニュース

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アライさんマンション■夜のニュース

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