Those glasses...

I can't put them on in the classrooooooom!

The design is way too unnatural...

Eh-

What's with the glasses?

Weirdo.

They'd totally draw attention...

And at worst, they'd take them from me.

That's the one thing I have to avoid...

Which means...

I only have one choice...

The reason he can look so lame

but nobody says anything about it

is because he's a chad!!

Maaan~

I wanna get laid~

Death

As for me...

In order to be able to put those glasses on in class at least as a joke...