Once upon a time, there lived an old man and an old woman!

In Gifu Prefecture, a place where you can see all of Japan at a glance. Or maybe not.

Every day, the old man would go to the mountains to gather firewood.

And the old woman would go to the river to do the laundry!

On matching Segways.

One day, while the old woman was washing clothes in the river, a huge peach came floating down the stream, bobbing up and down.

If we convert that to speed...

How fast would it be? Nagi has no idea.

The old woman looked at the big floating peach and said,

"Why, he looks just like my husband in his youth!"

Naa~ Quit with the weird commentary, will you...

A bit too advanced for elementary schoolers?