The children won't pay attention in my history classes...

I know! How about I help you for tomorrow's class?

Maybe they'll get interested if someone who's actually lived through that history speaks?

This royal court looked great from the outside, but inside was some nasty fighting over who'd head the family.

This commander was said to be all noble, but he slept around taking others' spouses like it was going out of style.

This general was into guys and a real sex maniac—

That's all for today's class!!