To start with, what's so luxurious about a blasted toilet!!Hmhmhm!It's a basic necessity!!It seems I must enlighten you, Alice.To bring a men's toilet to it's peak, you must design it to tickle their hunting instincts!!To get their aim-game on!!These bad boys are fluorescentColour-changing seal'Hunting instincts' my ass.What are they even aiming at?And recently, we've acquired sensors that measure the force and volume of urine.Complete with a lady's billowing skirtColoured mints for active dispersalThey're even keyed into a revolutionary system that lets you game while you drain.THAT'S IT!?I... I had no idea...That a boy's toilet could be so unique...This might not have been the best present, given the circumstances.It's definitely engaging, I'll give it that.Is that all that you care about!?Shooting things and fantasy girls, a perfect balance!Aren't you already getting the urge to aim?
It's okay, you know?I'm already getting the urge to smack you one.I guess.
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