If I may, Patchouli-sama.

I believe it may be premature to have Alice ascertain these items.

Hmph. Premature, you say?

I guess that's true. However...

Well, she is but a boy and has little experience in being such.

For her, a man's romance d'etre is still something she has to master.

First, Alice-kun must come into contact with her own desires.

Through an act that more directly releases that ever-present impulse... the true outlet for the eternal desire...

To that end, I - your humble servant Izayoi Sakuya...

... chief maid of the Scarlet Devil Mansion - will put to use my wisdom and experience.

Bear witness and behold the luxury I have set forth!!