Well, that's quite a story.

So one day last week, you were performing magical experiments for the sake of your doll research.

Your results were inconclusive.

When you woke up this morning, you found you were a male...

Do I have the gist of it?

... well, I do have my share of questions...

Could you tell me just how much magic you got from these experiments?

I'm afraid this is really all I have for an image reference...

Do you honestly think I'd tell you something like that!? Put that guidebook down!!