Panjandrum chapter

So as to answer everyone's request, here it is!

The chaotic weapon developed by the dark side of the British!

It is a massive, rocket-propelled, explosive-laden cart!!

That could carry up to 1,8 ton of explosive in its load!

What are these awesome weapons!?

Gwah!!

Eeek!

It was developed in order to penetrate Germany's concrete defences.

However, even with all the necessary mechanisms in order to stabilize the Panjandrum's path installed,

partly due to the unevenness of the testing ground, it'd lose control and go off course, eventually roll over and stop.

The project was later scrapped due to the critical structural defect.

Reality...

A Panjandrum that careened off course and rolled over.

Still, why is such an imperfect weapon allowed to be used in a National match?

I sense a dark conspiracy behind the scene...

Chairman,

St. Gloriana is requesting the use of this weapon in their match?

Panjandrum

Please, St. Gloriana... you have to win!!

Desperate