"Say Akatsuki, can you put those tights on by yourself?"

W-What was that?!!

Akatsuki is a lady, you know?! It's obvious I can do it!!

H-Huh? Do I have to turn these tights around first?

So you can't do it.

Well, barefoot is good. Since you're light, can you ride on my back and give me a massage?

He got stepped on a lot afterwards.

Wait, hold on... Wha-? Where is does my... heel go?