So, what kind of problem does our paparazza have?

Suzuyan's special-make capsaicin hell fucking curry?

The boot camp? Kongou's creative cookings? The forbidden Kuma cocktail?

...You're terribly good at poking others' trauma.

Praising me won't give you anything. That said, is there even anything that worries you outside of those?

Then tell me.

But you had that coming to you, right?

I doubt that'd be very effective against Inazuma in her berserker mode, though...

But yeah, I do have an idea.

Just stop publishing the Naval Base Newspaper.