Senpaaaaai, what should I do to get as thin as you~?

Sex.

I do that too~

You're already perfectly thin, Nira-chan.

Could you please stop trying to flatter me?

No, I really mean it.

Going on a diet when you don't need to is bad for your health too.

You're perfect the way you are now.

You're cute.

Why are you punching me with no expression!?