Boohoo... I wanted to be assigned to an investigation buerau

but I can't believe I'm having to babysit a little girl...

Eh-!? No, I-!

Listen. Ever since the child pornography reform that banned all depictions of female minors in photography, anime and manga,

there has actually been a sharp increase in crimes committed against little girls.

In order to deal with that, this young girls crime prevention division of the public safety bureau was established.

Also known as lolicon division!

This is an important post!

Murderers aren't the only criminals out there!

Right...