So I can be more friendly with you Colorado, can I call you "Colo-chan"?

What's with that calling me in such a doglike fashion!

How about "Colosuke" then?

That's a name of someone who will put "-nari" at the end of their sentences...I want you to treat me with more respect. Referencing Korosuke from Kiteretsu Daihyakka

In that case, "Colo-sensei"?

I certainly can't destroy the moon? Referencing Koro-sensei from Assassination Classroom